Spam, scam thank you Ma'am!

Spam, scam, thank you Ma'am!

I got an unsolicited email recently that made me laugh so much, I felt compelled to share it here (for a laugh) on my blog page.

The only thing more amusing than a complete idiot  - is an idiot  that actually thinks they're smart (ha! ha!)

I've 'copy & pasted' the complete message (followed by my own comments in green) for your amusement below.

Enjoy - I certainly did (ha! ha!)



As you may have noticed, I sent you an email from your account. 
This means that I have full access to your account: At the time of hacking your account ( had this password: ******** 

You can say: this is my, but old password! 
Or: I can change my password at any time! 

Of course! You will be right, 
but the fact is that when you change the password, my malicious code every time saved a new one! 

I've been watching you for a few months now. 
But the fact is that you were infected with malware through an adult site that you visited. 

If you are not familiar with this, I will explain. 
Trojan Virus gives me full access and control over a computer or other device. 
This means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on the camera and microphone, but you do not know about it. 

I also have access to all your contacts and all your correspondence from e-mail and messangers. 

Why your antivirus did not detect my malware? 
Answer: My malware uses the driver, I update its signatures every 4 hours so that your antivirus is silent. 

I made a video showing how you satisfy yourself in the left half of the screen, and in the right half you see the video that you watched. 
With one click of the mouse, I can send this video to all your emails and contacts on social networks. I can also post access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use. 

If you want to prevent this, transfer the amount of $744 to my bitcoin address (if you do not know how to do this, write to Google: "Buy Bitcoin"). 

My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is: 1NiXnj8DcDTnawYqz57GeVRMxw6WDTy3ba 

After receiving the payment, I will delete the video and you will never hear me again. 
I give you 48 hours to pay. 
I have a notice reading this letter, and the timer will work when you see this letter. 

Filing a complaint somewhere does not make sense because this email cannot be tracked like my bitcoin address. 
I do not make any mistakes. 

If I find that you have shared this message with someone else, the video will be immediately distributed. 


My response (not by email);

Wow - would sure love to see that video . . . . I expect I must have looked pretty 'hot in it (that's sarcasm btw).

Sure hope it goes viral - as I am a naturist  who weight-trains  regularly, so you should already know  that it's not as if I'd have anything to hide or be ashamed of. 

Can't help wondering though, how you managed to see through a camera with duct tape stuck over it - a security practice I would recommend to anyone.

You've also somehow  failed to notice that I'm not on any social networks <<(link)hmmm!

As for that 'adult site'  - I don't know of any adult websites  that meet the criteria to be suitable for children under the age of 13,  which is all that my internet security settings will allow.

So go ahead - send out that video - if I like it, I'll even embed it into this blog (ha! ha!)

You say you don't make any mistakes, but perhaps (now that your scam is exposed for everyone to see) sending me this email  was your first mistake (Dugh!)

Everyone should be aware that there are 'apps' that allow idiots like you to send text messages & emails that appear to come from anyone (any contact) that the (unscrupulous) sender has!

Here's a real shocker  for you - there's still  some people who are normal  & (dare I even say it)  actually get married to a member of the opposite sex.

So you keep 'watching'  because (as I said) - I've absolutely nothing to be ashamed of (ha! ha!).

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